the revolution will be televised... on fx

for the first time since the television was invented, people will have a reason to watch f/x tonight.
f/x is still a channel you ask?




lets hope so.



if i could find out how to use the new yahoo tv guide i would be able to verify it, but unfortunately it takes the power of 100 of the worlds most powerful pc's and frankly my prodigy internet connection can't load that much info.

enough pleasantries, lets get down to business.
at ten tonight you must watch f/x.

i know it will seem like a trick at first because you will realize that dude from ready to rumble's wife has a new show and you are watching it, but wait for it.



wait for it.

vincent gallo will be on this television program.













i just gave you like 14 lines of the blog to think about what i just told you.
mr. gallo will be starring, hopefully as courtney cox's killer in this new television program.

while i never support actually watching this new show because i found out winona ryder was going to be on courtney cox's last show and i said that everyone should watch and look how popular that show got, i do support you supporting vincent gallo.

and they tell two friends and they tell two friends...

galloian influence one.

in the first installment of our galloian influence section, we will look at the influence that vincent gallo has had on the greatest rapper in music today.

after only appearing for mere seconds in jay-z's classic video "99 problems", vincent gallo has had an amazing, positive influence on the multi-platinium rapper.

99 problems http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UouMFyx65fo

jay-z, through the profound teachings of vincent gallo, is recruiting young black men for the republican party. the setbacks of the ignorant, uneducated, poorly thought out, uninformed, ill mannered, downright disrespectful words of kanye west are slowly being washed away by jay-z's positive work.

nas' new album "hip hop is dead" comes out this tuesday and features a spectacular track with jay-z, who preaches the benefits of the republican party on "black republican"
http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=6167

"black republican / money i got comin in" jay-z proclaims on the chorus. this will prove to be revolution in the black community. when jay-z started wearing button ups, the ridiculous dress looking white t-shirts were thrown out. when jay-z stabbed lance riviera, i'm sure many-a-homeboy traded in their "gat" for a sharp object. now black people will realize the benefits of the republican party via jay-z. the song is great, just fast forward through the nas parts as he mumbles some garbage about being a militant and whatnot, but bottom line you have a great chorus and verse from jay.

if the seconds of vincent gallo in the "99 problems" video can change jay this much, it further proves after this blog grows it's already staggering readership numbers, vincent gallo will arrive and remain in the forefront of world news.

be sure to support the new nas album and leave copies all around choice inner city locations so "black republican" can spread throughout the world's ghettos.

captain america... only not as bitter towards nazi's

now more than ever, the world needs this blog. by the world, i mean the united states and the inhabitable parts of canada, sorry mexico and france and other countries you're out. out of this world. and not "out of this world" in the good way where someone would be like how is sex with paris hilton and then the other guy says "out of this world". out of this world as in i've kicked you out... of the free-world. and the un-free world. obviously that example is horrible as sex is not "out of this world" with paris hilton- judging from my video review. now it just seems more diseasey. im thinking the spinning pedistal mixed up paris hiltons brain.
i degress.
vicent gallo is a hero to the entire world. vicent gallo is a man so american, he makes bruce springsteen seem ashamed of the fact his parents gave birth him him in the united states because bruce springsteen knows he cannot live up to what it's like to be a real american. vincent gallo has given us the artiest of art, the filmiest of films, the modeliest of modeling and the lifiest of life. vincent gallo's life makes me feel like i'm living lufe. i have accomplished nowhere near what vincent has. i live lufe. lufe is the socially awkward, bottle of urine collecting, cheese smelling second cousin of life.
this blog will be regularly updated with anything i can find about vicent gallo without breaking state or federal law. the offical start date for this blog is today. today is the 16th of decemeber. or its the 16th of decemeber-ish. you get the idea, from this post on the blog will start. all of vincent gallos previous achievements speak for themselves so i'm just here to speak on the future achievements. the achievements will be the present achievements when i'm writing about them though.
this is a blog about vicent gallo's future present achievements.