the return...

i have returned to continue to write the history book that is vincent gallo's blog.
my absence should not be misconstrued as vincent gallo's fault, as he remains productive as ever. it is, in fact, my stupid fault- a mix between my own sloth and pure stupidity. i had to return because i feel the tides of the liberal media strangling america..
listen close.
do you hear that?
help.
help.
help.
that's america pleading for assistance. that is this great country crying as obama dances on ellen.
i must continue this vincent gallo blog so that we can once again regain the supremacy that america had.
i don't want my children growing up in a society where they would be exposed to wooden politicians dancing with pants-suited pseudo-comediennes.

i present to you a clip of vincent gallo.
in this clip, we view the finest actor of our generation or any generation for that matter. with only a few words, vincent goes through a range of emotions that most hollywood actors cannot emote. do you see josh harnett pulling off stuff like this? no you see him with that stupid squint in EVERY scene. although we may not be able to exterminate josh, we can sit back and enjoy our clip of the day
vincent gallo

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listen. do you hear that?
thank you.
thank you.
thank you.
that's my voice saying this, that's your voice saying this, that's america saying this.

captain america... only not as bitter towards nazi's

now more than ever, the world needs this blog. by the world, i mean the united states and the inhabitable parts of canada, sorry mexico and france and other countries you're out. out of this world. and not "out of this world" in the good way where someone would be like how is sex with paris hilton and then the other guy says "out of this world". out of this world as in i've kicked you out... of the free-world. and the un-free world. obviously that example is horrible as sex is not "out of this world" with paris hilton- judging from my video review. now it just seems more diseasey. im thinking the spinning pedistal mixed up paris hiltons brain.
i degress.
vicent gallo is a hero to the entire world. vicent gallo is a man so american, he makes bruce springsteen seem ashamed of the fact his parents gave birth him him in the united states because bruce springsteen knows he cannot live up to what it's like to be a real american. vincent gallo has given us the artiest of art, the filmiest of films, the modeliest of modeling and the lifiest of life. vincent gallo's life makes me feel like i'm living lufe. i have accomplished nowhere near what vincent has. i live lufe. lufe is the socially awkward, bottle of urine collecting, cheese smelling second cousin of life.
this blog will be regularly updated with anything i can find about vicent gallo without breaking state or federal law. the offical start date for this blog is today. today is the 16th of decemeber. or its the 16th of decemeber-ish. you get the idea, from this post on the blog will start. all of vincent gallos previous achievements speak for themselves so i'm just here to speak on the future achievements. the achievements will be the present achievements when i'm writing about them though.
this is a blog about vicent gallo's future present achievements.