Saturday, December 1, 2007

resuming my alcoholism

my battles with alcoholism have gone pretty well as of late. this no longer matters though. now, i must clean out my bank account and ready my liver because vincent gallo is heading up belvedere's most expensive ad campaign ever. what does this mean for us? no more water fountains anywhere. sorry. they will be replaced by belvedere fountains because fuck water if it doesn't want to be sponsered by vg. we have been bowing down for water too long. vincent gallo's new campaign will allow us to finally fight back. and get drunk in the process. i hope, with the legions of fans that read this website, we can impeach water's right to be rain and ring in a new year with belvedere as the new rain.
check back often for a copy of the commerical. i'll be feverously looking for same.

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