Showing posts with label francis ford coppola. Show all posts
Showing posts with label francis ford coppola. Show all posts

Friday, November 20, 2009

my amateur use of the english language

if you remember the last post, my nasty little job got in the way of me seeing RRIICCEE. ever since then, we were at odds- me and my job. and by at odds, i mean that i would silently cry at my desk and then i would be carted into HR. once in HR, all parties involved would be given a brief bio on me so they wouldn't call me scott, as they were prone to do form time to time. i proceeded to blame all my workplace issues on this mystery scott fellow. if your name is scott and you're reading this and you were recently displaced from your job, then i apologize. i probably ruined your life, i'll admit that.
now that my pesky job has been eliminated from my life, i'm ready for another RRIICCEE concert.
in review of RRICCEE's website, one may assume that i was the webmaster because it has been updated erratically and infrequently. i went to my old hangout of the RRIICCEE forum (username: tomreagan aka king of the RRIICCEE message board) and i found that either the board is a victim of large scale scamming or every fan of RRIICCEE is interested in low cost pharmy's. it's a toss up. i fear that they may just wipe the whole board clean and then all of my nuanced posts will be taken from the RRIICCEE community, tragically. i still hold out hope for the board though. with topics like "mature huge boobssex filme sexo", it's clear that important discussions are still occurring there.
on the movies front, vincent has received rave reviews for his work in coppola's Tetro. francis ford coppola's fat stupid face has finally created the masterpiece that we knew he had been keeping from us. we almost want to forgive him for the shitpile that was that tim roth getting struck my lightning and losing his teeth movie. wtf was that? back to topic. Tetro is vincent at his finest. i have a feeling that a lot of people will be brought over to team vincent based on his work. the shame of the film is that it's in black and white, instead of glorious color- which vincent deserves. since i no longer have a job, i may consider adding color to a print of the film ala the wizard of oz. while i have no experience with this process, i am really good with paint by number felt pictures so i can't imagine it's much different.
vincent is also involved in this trippy computer animated movie, metropia, in which he provides the main character, roger, with a voice. luckily, roger is not a squirrel or a friendly greenish alien so this film is for adults. all of the characters have heads the size of bonos. it's quiet a unique look for a film. i have yet to see the film so i can't comment on if it's good or bad. wait. no. i can comment on if it's good. it's good. vincent is in it, how could it not be amazing?

Thursday, September 4, 2008

i like rriiccee

dear whores,
sorry for the long strech of nothing going on here.
my girlfriend evicted me from the apartment we shared and instead of saying "no, you move out," I said, "Can you help me disassemble my entertainment center?"
She said no.

Moving on.

rriicce shake up
where has rebecca gone? if you go to the rriiccee myspace there is no rebecca in the picture anymore, which greatly saddens me. i'll miss her super long legs. a dashing young fell has replaced her and also erik. i know nothing about this individual. he is the sarah palin of rriiccee.

remember that chick who got fucked by a black dude in her trailer in that movie she made and there was that scene she put on makeup topless?
gallo had a part in the new argento movie, a thought which made everyone in the ENTIRE united states of america pee with joy, has since been crushed. dario insisted in casing asia in the new flick and obviously vincent wasn't too keen on this idea. i definately understand this. it would be like my job hiring my exgirlfriend. only in my case, i hate the idea because i know that she'd be far more productive at my job than i am so i would likely be passed over for a promotion in favor of her and she would have only worked there two weeks, part time.*
*this passage is in no way intended to desperage asia argento because i do think she is a sweetheart.

in other "cast my daughter in a movie and then the film takes a giant shit" news. gallo will be in tetro! tetro is the new project that coppola is working on. this is outstanding news for gallo fans, movie fans and human beings alike. with a talented director and the greatest artist of our generation joining forces, this will make the godfather look like a hootie in the blowfish album.

in i suck news.
gallo will be performing with the new rriiccee in nyc and i'm missing it because i get up early for work. pretty much i can't afford to buy a train ticket, buy a show ticket, stay up later than usual, then buy another train ticket back to jersey. if vincent ever comes upon this blog then he can feel free to ask me to take it down because i'm a shitty stalker.