Thursday, September 4, 2008

i like rriiccee

dear whores,
sorry for the long strech of nothing going on here.
my girlfriend evicted me from the apartment we shared and instead of saying "no, you move out," I said, "Can you help me disassemble my entertainment center?"
She said no.

Moving on.

rriicce shake up
where has rebecca gone? if you go to the rriiccee myspace there is no rebecca in the picture anymore, which greatly saddens me. i'll miss her super long legs. a dashing young fell has replaced her and also erik. i know nothing about this individual. he is the sarah palin of rriiccee.

remember that chick who got fucked by a black dude in her trailer in that movie she made and there was that scene she put on makeup topless?
gallo had a part in the new argento movie, a thought which made everyone in the ENTIRE united states of america pee with joy, has since been crushed. dario insisted in casing asia in the new flick and obviously vincent wasn't too keen on this idea. i definately understand this. it would be like my job hiring my exgirlfriend. only in my case, i hate the idea because i know that she'd be far more productive at my job than i am so i would likely be passed over for a promotion in favor of her and she would have only worked there two weeks, part time.*
*this passage is in no way intended to desperage asia argento because i do think she is a sweetheart.

in other "cast my daughter in a movie and then the film takes a giant shit" news. gallo will be in tetro! tetro is the new project that coppola is working on. this is outstanding news for gallo fans, movie fans and human beings alike. with a talented director and the greatest artist of our generation joining forces, this will make the godfather look like a hootie in the blowfish album.

in i suck news.
gallo will be performing with the new rriiccee in nyc and i'm missing it because i get up early for work. pretty much i can't afford to buy a train ticket, buy a show ticket, stay up later than usual, then buy another train ticket back to jersey. if vincent ever comes upon this blog then he can feel free to ask me to take it down because i'm a shitty stalker.